You’re the lesser brother
Every single day
Your heart so distracted
By work or by play
Your face is like Thanos
Your breathe even worse
You make me vomit
You’re a vexing curse
You step up on your pedestal
Right out of the sand
But your arrogance reeks!
And your flavor is bland!
So I offer you this
You hater of lovers
Awake from your delusion
Learn respect my brother!
If this is too much
For your small brain to grasp
Then I’m not surprised
You’ve never shown class.